Purple Rain (1984) - dir. Albert Magnoli

I love Prince. I love his little frame, his jheri curl, his erogenous guitar playing, his that-has-to-be-a-black-guy falsetto. I love Prince. This movie is terrible… unless you love Prince. Plus! It’s got Apollonia, and that motorcycle.

But, in all seriousness, this is an Oscar-winning film (best original music - for the whole fucking soundtrack, mind you) with some laughably bad moments and tons and tons of Prince.

7.0